*unzips pants*
it’s
Tracks
just let this sink in
Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t
(Source: petcanadian)
moral of the story: stick to the status quo
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(Source: jo-ce)
(Source: pillory)
(Source: tokomon)
(Source: theclearlydope)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
sfux:
It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas
